So I went to the basketball game last night with my dad to see Sam be awesome.

So we watched the first half of the game and my dad got hungry so I bought some popcorn. I expected the over-salty popcorn they normally make but was excited to find out the popcorn was perfect. And it was really good.

And then the woman comes on the intercom to thank the local theater for donating the popcorn.

Yeah.. it wouldn’t be a problem except movie popcorn makes me really sick and by that point I’d already downed most of the popcorn… so. Yeah feeling the effects now.

Thanks lady.

Also, behind us through the whole half of the game we watched, was a crazy “pageant” (except with basketball) mom and her lunatic husband.

They screamed at their daughter the whole time we were there. And to make it worse their daughter was on the other team… So there’s a whole half of the court dedicated for the home team and another for YOUR TEAM, woman. Please go sit THERE and scream in THEIR ears. they wanna hear it more than me, and are less inclined to unleash violence upon you

I don’t wanna hear how my team is traveling every two seconds just because you’re losing by 12 points.

But it’s okay cause the half time show was awesome.

Okay but maybe the popcorn

and not punching that woman in the face.